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ONTD Original: 5 Celebs Who Don't Read

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1. Kanye West
In 2009 when he was promoting his book Thank You And You're Welcome, Kanye said, "Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life."



2. Victoria Beckham
Victoria says she ain't got time for that. "I haven't read a book in my life. I don't have the time. I prefer listening to music, although I do love fashion magazines."



3. Courtney Stodden
Stodden set the record straight on whether or not she's writing a book with this: "I don't have a book coming out. That's a rumor. I don't read or write."



4. Meghan Trainor
In an interview Meghan said, "I don't read books. I read On the Road in high school, and that was awesome, so I guess that's my favorite book. To Kill a Mockingbird, even though I didn't read it, that's the greatest story. SparkNotes came in when I was in high school, and that was the greatest invention. Reading is too soothing for me: No matter what time of day, if I'm reading a book, I'm going to fall asleep. I wish I read books because they help with talking. I want to say something in a cool way, and I can't think that fast, especially in interviews. And if I get nervous, I stutter. If I read this and it sounds stupid, I'm going to be pissed."



5. Tomi Lahren
You might be surprised to learn that Republican troll Tomi Lahren isn't big into reading books. "I’m going to be honest with you, I’m not a reader. I don’t like to read long books. I like to read news. So I couldn’t tell you that there was a book that I read that changed my life."

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Lady Gaga covers Vanity Fair Italy: "The thought of being a mother excites me"

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Translation: "I am thrilled to be 30... At this age you are freer. You're a woman, and one of the most powerful things a woman can do, if she chooses to, is to give life. The thought of being a mother one day excites me. I don't know when it will happen. But, hopefully, soon. But I want send the message that giving birth to a child does not mean to stop being young: it is a high time in the life of a woman, you must live it as a strength, not a weakness. I hope my fans know that I'll still be on stage when I'm 79, sitting at the piano and singing like Tony Bennett. Because I'll never be afraid to show the world my age."






Are you excited to become/be a mother, ONTD?
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First look at Baywatch!

kstew's directorial debut is world premiering at sundance & will be scored by st. vincent

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+ Come Swim is among the 68 short films selected for the 2017 festival, which will take place in Park City, Utah in January.
+ Clocking in at 17 minutes, the short is billed as "a diptych of one man's day; half impressionist and half realist portraits".
+ Annie Clark will provide the score:


+ In total, 68 shorts were selected as part of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival and include narrative, animation and documentary work including Stewart’s Come Swim and Joe Talbot’s American Paradise. Other highlights include Garrett Bradley’s doc short Alone, which investigates the layers of mass incarceration and how it shapes the modern black American family, and William Caballero’s animated offering Victor & Isolina, visualized through 3D printing and revolving around two elderly Latinos who embark on a resonating he said/she said account of the events that led them to live separately after more than 50 quirky and stressful years together. (Full list here)

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Ruth Negga’s Best Worst Jokes | Vogue

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''Ruth Negga, Vogue’s January cover star, has had the kind of meteoric rise that most actress can only dream about, with a starring role in Jeff Nichols’ Loving that has the smart money on her earning an Oscar, come February. Here, the starlet on the rise recalls her early years behind a bar, as she shows how to pull a perfect pint of Guinness—and tell some terrifically bad jokes as she does it.''

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What the best worst joke you have ever heard??

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Russell Crowe avoids legal repercussions from Azealia Banks brawl

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Earlier today the Los Angeles District Attorney came forward stating that Russell Crowe would not be facing any legal trouble from his October fight with Azealia Banks. Basically the evidence was pretty much overwhelmingly in Crowe's favor with all eyewitnesses stating that Banks was out of hand, verbally abusive and threatened to murder one of the dinner guests. Banks basically argued that it was irrelevant since he spit on her which is worse than pulling broken glass on someone and threatening to slit their throat. According to The New York Times the DA stated that her removal was "incidental to preventing more serious threatened violence" even if he did spit.

Meanwhile Banks would like to very much be excluded from the narrative that she brought to the public's attention in the first place.


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Leo Goddess Madonna Blames her 'out of control ego' on her ZODIAC SIGN

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-Madonna admits she is very demanding and difficult to work with, and blames it on her zodiac sign.
“I know that I can be difficult and demanding and push you, and sometimes my ego is out of control but I am a Leo.
-She also says modern celebrities focus too much on fame rather than their craft because of social media:
“I was already famous before social media, so for me fame isn’t the burden. Fame is the manifestation or the by-product of my work, and that was two decades before social media. Now to me the burden is people are more focused on fame than actually doing the work or being an artist. Now it’s easy to become famous. What isn’t easy is to develop and grow as an artist without being distracted or consumed with fame.”







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ONTD, are you like your Zodiac sign?

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PJ HARVEY ANNOUNCES NORTH AMERICAN TOUR!

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Following yesterday’s Best Alternative Music Album Grammy Award nomination for The Hope Six Demolition Project, the legendary PJ Harvey will embark on her most extensive North American headline tour in more than a decade.

Featuring the 10-piece band that accompanied her on this year’s four sold out and critically lauded U.S. dates, Polly Jesus Harvey’s return to North America in April of 2017 will be a full run of dates across the continent.

Pre-sale tickets for the spring tour go on sale December 8th, with the general on-sale beginning December 9th.



April 13 – Toronto, ON – Massey Hall
April 15 – Montreal, QC – Metropolis
April 17 – Boston, MA – House Of Blues
April 20 – Brooklyn, NY – Brooklyn Steel
April 21 – Philadelphia, PA – Fillmore
April 22 – Richmond, VA – The National
April 24 – Detroit, MI – Royal Oak
April 27 – Dallas, TX – Bomb Factory
April 28 – Austin, TX – Stubb’s
April 29 – Houston, TX – Revention
May 2 – Denver, CO – Fillmore
May 5 – Seattle, WA – WAMU
May 7 – Portland, OR – Crystal Ballroom
May 9 – San Francisco, CA – The Masonic
May 12 – Los Angeles, CA – The Greek Theatre





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The 50 best Broadway songs of all time 🎶

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“Ol’ Man River” from Show Boat (1927)



“Satisfied” from Hamilton (2015)



"All That Jazz" from Chicago (1975)



"Totally Fucked" from Spring Awakening (2006)



“Wouldn’t It Be Loverly” from My Fair Lady (1956)




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What's your favorite musical/broadway song??

Kate McKinnon To Star In ‘The Lunch Witch’

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Based on the Deb Lucke's novel, she'll play the lead role of Grunhilda.


For generations and generations, the women of Grunhilda's family have stirred up trouble in a big, black pot. Grunhilda inherits her famous ancestors' recipes and cauldron, but no one believes in magic anymore. Despite the fact that Grunhilda's only useful skill is cooking up potfuls of foul brew, she finds a job listing that might suit her: lunch lady. She delights in scaring the kids until she meets a timid little girl named Madison with a big set of glasses who becomes an unlikely friend. Madison needs help at school and at home, but helping people goes against everything Grunhilda's believes in as a witch! Will this girl be able to thaw the Lunch Witch's icy heart? Or will Grunhilda turn her back on a kindred spirit?


To be directed by Clay Kaytis ('Angry Birds')

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Fiona Apple roasts Trump's nuts in new Christmas song

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Fiona fucking Apple recently posted a video to her tumblr singing an anti-Drumpf version of the holiday classic "The Christmas Song". The charitable queen has also been announced as a performer at the 12/18 Standing Rock benefit concert "We Stand With Standing Rock" in LA.




Trump's nuts roasting on an open fire
As he keeps nipping at his foes.
You'll cry creepy uncle
Every time he arrives
For he keeps clawing at your clothes
Everybody knows some money and entitlement
Can help to make the season white
Mothers of color with their kids out of sight
Will find it hard to sleep at night.

They know that Trump is on his way.
He's got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleigh
And every working man is going to cry
When they learn that Letch don't care how you live or if you die

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to 92
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Donald Trump, fuck you.



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