The Newark area Wal-Mart has likely been depleted of its poster board and Sharpie stash as the Westboro Baptist Church members in town will be up all night producing offensive misspelled signs to display at Whitney Houston's funeral on Saturday.
Marjie Phelps, the Topeka-based hate clan's publicist and daughter of the founder, revealed the plans via Twitter. "Yay! 2 pickets in NJ-Whitney Houston funeral & [legislature]," wrote Marjie. Though the real reason behind the protest is always the same (publicity!), Marjie claims that Westboro is disgusted with Whitney for "stealing God's glory." Whatever that means.
Also, Marjie teased the release of Westboro's next single that's sure to top the iTunes charts: "God Will Always Hate You, Whitney." Charming, right? Luckily, Kevin Costner will be on hand in case he needs to reprise his Bodyguard role.
Whitney's funeral is scheduled to take place Saturday at noon eastern. People Magazine will broadcast the service on its website starting in the a.m.
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