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1. Which famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback! National Enquirer
My Guess: Janet Jackson (originally guessed Jessica Simpson until ONTD blind item detectives snatched my weave clean off! My head got cold, I saw the light, and so my guess is changed.)
2. It turns out this allegedly innocent NFL quarterback might not be so innocent after all. One of his admirers and fellow celebrity was overheard bragging the other day that she had no problems getting the quarterback into bed. CDAN
My Guess: Oh Tebeaux... WWJD? You know what.... with all his fame he'd probably dive face first into an all you can eat pink taco buffet too tbh
3. This not-so-funny funny lady spent the night at the HBO afterparty for the Golden Globes making out in the corner with a rather sexy male model. There’s nothing nerdy about that. Gawker
My Guess: Zooey Deschanel
4. Which new real Housewife was wrongly assumed to be a transsexual by at least two people I know who met her? (High praise, by the way.) Village Voice
My Guess: All of them.
Now go on with your bad self, ontd
1. Which famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback! National Enquirer
My Guess: Janet Jackson (originally guessed Jessica Simpson until ONTD blind item detectives snatched my weave clean off! My head got cold, I saw the light, and so my guess is changed.)
2. It turns out this allegedly innocent NFL quarterback might not be so innocent after all. One of his admirers and fellow celebrity was overheard bragging the other day that she had no problems getting the quarterback into bed. CDAN
My Guess: Oh Tebeaux... WWJD? You know what.... with all his fame he'd probably dive face first into an all you can eat pink taco buffet too tbh
3. This not-so-funny funny lady spent the night at the HBO afterparty for the Golden Globes making out in the corner with a rather sexy male model. There’s nothing nerdy about that. Gawker
My Guess: Zooey Deschanel
4. Which new real Housewife was wrongly assumed to be a transsexual by at least two people I know who met her? (High praise, by the way.) Village Voice
My Guess: All of them.
Now go on with your bad self, ontd