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All Quiet On The Holmes Front

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A few people have asked me for an update on Holmes Alone but I have nothing to report. I was then told no news is news (y'all are obsessed) so here you go! May the Mods be ever in your favor (and approve this post).

I passed by earlier (for those that think I'm creepy -- her home is on 7th Ave, get with it) and it's still quiet/uneventful. I don't know what that means. Maybe times have changed and paps don't wait in hoards for days on end for one shot of a celeb just because she's divorcing the Scientology King? Maybe she doesn't live there, maybe they don't care, or maybe they wait for calls from her people. Is a photo of Katie leaving her apartment worth as much money as a photo of Suri eating ice cream? I imagine not.

I didn't see anyone creeping but at this point it's likely the Sea Orgs have infiltrated Katie's building and Suri's favorite place in the world (Sundaes and Cones). I bet they are getting tenants to sign billion year contracts & mixing Kool Aid in Suri's chocolate chip ice cream. From my ONTD Investigator POV I imagine the following week will be a quiet one in Marriage Impossible 3. Maybe when Tom finishes filming in the Rockies shit will, you know, get real. Until then I expect a lot of reworded articles we've already read (so many have already been reposted). It is most quiet before the storm, right?

source: tommy davis

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