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The Sex Deal

This couple is A++ list. You would be hard pressed to find a bigger celebrity couple anywhere. Not that long ago there were lots of infidelity rumors that plagued the couple. It seems that the man in the relationship just could not control his sexual urges. Never mind the fact that if he destroyed the couple with his infidelities that headlines would follow everyday for a year, he still had to get some sex so he did. Well, his significant other who was never much for sex decided that the brand and the couple was really important so promised her significant other they would have sex everyday for a year if he would behave. Previously they had sex about once every two months. Just like everything she puts her mind to she followed through and the couple had sex everyday for a year. For that year they were never apart and even when he was tired or complaining she would not give in. Well, after a year, it stopped. In fact, almost everything about them has stopped. Rarely even seen together any longer one of the downsides to their year of sex was they found that they go through periods where they really can't even stand to be in the same room. What was supposed to bring them closer together actually ended up driving them apart. Now instead of a sex deal, what they have is a deal where they try to be photographed together once every two weeks otherwise they spend most of their time apart. Right now their image keeps them together and nothing else.


Popular guess: Angelina & Brad or Victoria & David Beckham (I not sure
about the Beckhams. Unlike Brangelina, they're not "A++" couple here in the US.)

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The Banned Romance

This actress is B list. It is strictly because of her A list name recognition though and does not reflect any actual acting talent. In fact, she does not even really appear in that many things anymore. Back in the day though she was considered the best thing that ever walked into your living room. Everyone wanted a piece of her and the marketing campaign was based on her being hot and available. Innocence with just a hint of edge. That all changed though when some photos were taken of her by her boyfriend at the time. He was an up and coming rapper and he had taken lots of photos of the two of them in bed together. Mostly just shots of her naked from the waist up, but there were one or two which would have fit right at home in an X rated movie. Lets just say, she was inspecting some anatomy parts really up close. Anyway, the rapper had been showing off the photos to his friends and then the next thing you know they are being offered for sale. Panic set in at the network. Producers cringed. This was their golden meal ticket. Money was exchanged and the photos bought. This was the first time anyone knew she also was dating this rapper. Well, that had to stop. She was told she had to stop seeing him for the good of her career. Basically they were all telling her America is racist and no one would think of her the way she wanted to be thought of. It was all crap, but she bought in to it. The pair broke up, but for several years, the couple always texted and got together from time to time to reignite the flame. In fact there are some who thought he might have been the father of her child.

Popular guess: Jessica Alba & 50 or Jamie Lynne Spears & Lil'Romeo
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The Greatest Celebrity Sex Tape Ever
In the past week, all the NFL teams had mini-camps, but the biggest talk among the players on one team was not about their new teams or the upcoming season, but what is being called the greatest celebrity sex tape ever. Apparently this former A+ list Tweener not named Miley or one of the Cheetah Girls made a sex tape with this newly drafted NFL player. The player who went to school in California was talking about how he had dated this Tweener and someone said prove it and out comes a full 15 minute video on his iPad. The next thing you know every player was gathered around this iPad and there was almost complete silence for the full 15 minutes. Afterwards, the noise was deafening and players begged to watch it again. For the entire mini-camp all anyone could talk about was the sex tape and what exactly goes on during it.

Popular guess: Amanda Bynes or Demi Lovato
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Marital Trouble
What B- list mostly television actress & her husband are having big problems since birth of baby? He does everything to avoid being together.
What's your guess ONTD? Amy Poehler? Hilary Duff?
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Dorothy Is A Difficult Guest
This fashionable diva is very particular when she travels. Staff records across one hotel chain include the notation "difficult guest". When she stays at one of their hotels, she has her assistant call down to the front desk dozens of times each day and night to demand things that she doesn’t want to handle herself. The caller ID always shows her name as Dorothy (the alias she uses when she travels). When the staff person rings the doorbell to the suite, they have to announce their name, their position with the hotel, and why they are there. When they enter the room, the staff person is not allowed to look Dorothy in the eye or to speak to her directly. Dorothy: "Tell them that the thermostat in the room needs to be set at 70, not 72." Star’s assistant or sibling: "Miss Dorothy needs the thermostat in the room to be set at 70, not 72." Hotel worker: "OK, well, here is the thermostat on the wall. If you want to change the temperature, all you have to do is move this lever from 70 to 72." Star: "Tell them that I’m not responsible for maintenance issues." Star’s assistant or sibling: "Miss Dorothy is not responsible for maintenance issues." Sigh. We can’t wait for Dorothy Jr. to grow up.

Popular guess: Lady Gaga (I wouldn't be surprised if this was her.)
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New Mommy Changed Her Mind
What actress who adopted a baby not that long ago called the agency that set her up with the baby and has asked about giving the baby back.
Popular guess: Charlize Theron (CT adopted a baby boy circa
March 14. If it is her, I wonder what her reason was not wanting him.)

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