ONTD Original: The Best Mid 00's Socialite Bopsso its 2004 youve just finished having cyber sex with ur boo on habbo hotel, you open up ya hollister sub group on xanga because a bit needs a new nicole richie icon & one of these songs just finished loading on limewire ..
Paris Hiltonum no one was really comin for paris' pop bop queen crown in whatever yr this came out, i mean, "stars are blind" was the true radio hit but the bit came the fuck thru, pop masterpiece magnum opus
The Album: "Paris"
The Hits: "Stars Are Blind", "Turn It Up", "Fighting Over Me", "Jealousy"
Lindsay Lohanlindsay fucking came all the way through with rumors, this was around the time when like ok, hilary duff (queen) released her international mariah carey sized smash "fly" (where she delivered magnum opus aretha vocals) & like so, u asked ur friend, which song they like better, fly or rumors (you liked fly), ur friend says "rumors" and u knew right then ur friend was trash but like u were pussy popping on a hand stand too but u also recognized that hilary duff was the queen of pop anyway lindsay served up classic r&b smashes with ha first album "speak" i mean if youre gay/gay ally/mar(icon)/a hag & u never listened to "speak" or "a little more personal (raw)" give back ur lgbtq card sis
The Album: "Speak"
The Hits: Rumors, Bossy, To Know Your Name, Speak, If It's Alright, Black Hole
Hilary Duffslalary was an esteemed actress and grammy award winner but she was as much apart of the bimbo summit as the other gorls, just in a different way, like she classed it up a bit and also um, dignity sis .. is a hallmark of 00s pop music, she gave us pop, r&b, freestyle, bollywood she dragged nicole richie on "gypsy woman" (problematic queen), dragged joel madden (stranger), dragged lindsay lohan (dignity), dragged sadness (happy), she kinda DID that,
if youre gay/gay ally/mar(icon)/a hag & u never listened to "dignity" honestly its more of a self drag than anything else
The Album: "Dignity"The Hits: "Stranger", "Gypsy Woman", "Happy"(bitch 10s 10s 10s across the board)
Carly Rae Jepsenso she got ha start in 2007 according to the good wiki sis, and paris hilton has a song called "turn it up" and carly has a song called "turn me up" also carly was on broadway in the little mermaid which is from disney which is where hilary got her start and carly once had lunch at the grove where nicole richie had lunch so i felt that she should be included
The Album: "Kiss", "Emotion"
The Hits: "Turn Me Up", "Drive", "Sweetie", "Tiny Little Bows", "Boy Problems", "I Didn't Just Come Here to Slay"
Ashley Tisdalen honestly, i just stan the singles which were only like two but honestly for like two mins back in the mid 00s she was the queen of pop, anytime you put strings on a pop song (misteeq - scandalous), the gp sis wont get it but the gays will and will stan a pop song with strings for forever tbh
The Album: Headstrong i guess
The Hits: "He Said She Said", "Be Good To Me"
Brooke Hoganlook bitch, we will recognize brooke hogan as the queen of 00s pop, wwhat we wont do is pretend "about us" never happened, what we wont do is pretend ha magnum opus of an album cover didnt happen, queen of refined taste, anyway about us is a hallmark of pop and r&b and was number one on the billboard charts for 23 weeks longer than any of mariah careys singles, it featured king of rap pall wall, she single handedly brought back grills, she was wearing kate hudsons fabletics in the video before kate hudson even thought about it, queen of music and melody queen brooke
The Album: Brooke Hogans Greatest Hits
Heidi Montagum, when we talk about queens of pop, u know the madonnas, the britneys, we have to pay homage to the true melodic queen of pop heidi montag, lol but all jokes aside, if these songs werent by "her" because by this time she was known as an esteemed reality star, they lowkey wouldve been hits, "body language" is THE bop, like ..... how can i make it clear? its
the bop, also she covered queen gagas fashion, or rather gaga covered her fashion
Nicole Richienicole couldve had a bigger music career music but she was too busy single handedly writing pulitzer prize winning book "the truth about diamonds" and establishing herself as an esteemed author queen of literature but she couldnt let the other gorls have all the fun so she gave us the true r&b smash of the decade "dandelion" shes serving us raw emotion, and singing on the floor in the studio with a bottle of wine, shes serving hand written solo song writing credit, shes serving poet, shes serving shakespear(s)
Kelly Osbornelook, ok, i just report the facts and kelly came thru with a bop like a mega bop, its pro(bop)ably the best like pure pop song on this list tbh, i think i heard she copied the song sis from some french new wave band but tbh it doesnt matter like gorls, if ur gonna steal something, if it comes out good, it doesnt matter and kelly slayed this so
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