Selena Gomez & James McAvoy stan for Britney Spears + Lucky turns 15 + more

July 14, 2015, 4:11 pm

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James McAvoy has a little Toxic moment during interview




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Selenerz talks her first fandom: Britney Spears





James with Harry Potter during interview



starts @ 1:37

Selenerz talks her first fandom: Britney Spears





The Iconic Lucky turns 15

This is a story about a music video called #Lucky that turned 15 today! 💃⭐ https://t.co/LO1ihbhlyv

— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) July 14, 2015

And finally an ex employee rummaged through Britney's trash and is now selling her old grocery shopping lists from 2012

Someone is selling @BritneySpears​' grocery lists on eBay, and it's everything. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://t.co/Ody2aw39EUpic.twitter.com/nKGeyJeVlW

— BreatheHeavy.com (@breatheheavycom) July 14, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqqOUQxXuCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TkCq2K_y3U
https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/620783652264218624
https://twitter.com/breatheheavycom/status/621056459032276992

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Konami Keeps Burning that Kojima Bridge

July 14, 2015, 4:50 pm

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-Metal Gear Solid is Hideo Kojima's baby.

-Metal Gear Solid is published by Konami and has made them lots of money.

-Konami and Kojima parted ways earlier this year. It wasn't a clean break.

-Konami has been trying to scrub Kojima's name from anything they can touch. They've recently removed his name from the box art of the upcoming Metal Gear Solid game.

source
have your employers tried to deny you credit or shit on you after you've left them?

Bob's Burgers star takes out full page newspaper ad to protest $15 parking ticket

July 14, 2015, 5:34 pm

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'Bob's Burgers' comedian @EugeneMirman took out a full-page ad to protest a $15 parking ticket http://t.co/BQMcZjggaxpic.twitter.com/XGwhvvwHrG

— Mashable (@mashable) July 13, 2015

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Share your bullshit ticketing / towing stories. I know you have them.

Full House's Yankee Doodle Boy releases country music video in support of marriage equality

July 14, 2015, 5:54 pm

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how far you've come, derek...



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Baseball's Not Dead: ONTD Original

July 14, 2015, 6:09 pm

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Hey y'all, I took a spiritual journey on Google Images and have returned with the Gospel of Arms, Calves, Abs and Ass. After searching high and low for pictures of the hottest, most fit Major League Baseball players and compiling a list to help quench your thirst in this hot ass summer. Sit back, relax and keep some water and napkins handy cause you'll need it after this post. Hope you enjoy!


Baltimore Orioles

David Lough welcomes you in....




Boston Red Sox

Hanley Ramirez



Mike Napoli


do he have a booty tho?...



Mookie Betts


Xander Bogaerts



Anthony Varvaro


New York Yankees

Mark Teixeira's ass


Jacoby Ellsbury



Garrett Jones



Tampa Bay Rays

Kevin Kiermaier





Toronto Blue Jays

Jose Bautista




Russell Martin



Daniel Norris



Jose Reyes



Micah Johnson




Cleveland Indians

Corey Kluber




Mike Aviles




Detroit Tigers

Yoenis Cespedes




Justin Verlander




Kansas City Royals

Alex Rios



Jeremy Guthrie





Minnesota Twins

Joe Mauer




Shane Robinson




Houston Astros

Jose Altuve




Dallas Keuchel




Los Angeles Angels of Anaheimyes that is their actual name

Mike Trout



CJ Wilson


Colin Cowgill



Oakland Athletics

Brett Lawrie



Marcus Semien



Sam Fuld



Seattle Mariners

Robinson Cano



and his booty....



Texas Rangers

Elvis Andrus



Prince Fielder




Jurickson Profar




Atlanta Braves

Nick Markakis




Eric Young Jr.




Jace Peterson



Miami Marlins

Giancarlo Stanton




Adeiny Hechevarria



New York Mets

Matt Harvey




David Wright




Curtis Granderson




Travis D'Arnaud




Kevin Plawecki



Anthony Recker hold on to your seat





Philadelphia Phillies

Cole Hamels




Jeff Francoeur



Grady Sizemore









Washington Nationals

Bryce Harper




Dan Uggla's body





Chicago Cubs

Kris Bryant




Jorge Soler



Jake Arrieta




Dexter Fowler




Cincinnati Reds

Aroldis Chapman







Brandon Phillips



imagine sliding face first
into dat ass


Skip Shumaker




Milwaukee Brewers

Ryan Braun




Jonathan Lucroy




Jean Segura



Pittsburgh Pirates

Andrew McCutchen



Starling Marte




Andrew Lambo



St. Louis Cardinals

Adam Wainwright




Jason Heyward



Matt Holliday's arms




Pete Kozma




Arizona Diamondbacks

David Peralta



getting down during a rain delay


Colorado Rockies

Carlos Gonzalez




Daniel Descalso



Los Angeles Dodgers

Yasiel Puig





Andre Ethier



Paco Rodriguez




San Diego Padres

Matt Kemp






Will Middlebrooks




San Francisco Giants

Buster Posey



Hunter Pence's body


Angel Pagan



w/ Sergio Romo (see more Sergio below)


Brandon Crawford



Sergio Romo



Gregor Blanco



George Kontos



Hunter Strickland




source - me and google images

this took so long to format so i hope it goes through.
is there anyone i missed, ontd? hot athletes post?

cum on in ;)

Katy Perry channels her inner "White Suburban Mom", and comes for schools that allow phones in class

July 14, 2015, 6:18 pm

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SHAME on schools that allow students to have their cell phones on them in class! I imagine it incredibly impairs the learning environment...

— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 15, 2015

Source: https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/621116893227712512?lang=en

Do you agree with Future PTA President Katheryn Hudson?

Steven Universe - Onion Friend (Sneak Peek)

July 14, 2015, 6:59 pm

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thoughts on tonights episode?

me rn

Jason Derulo is tonight's special guest at the 1989 tour!

July 14, 2015, 6:59 pm

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Jason Derulo is the special guest!! #1989TourDC

— Taylor Swift Updates (@TSwiftOnTour) July 15, 2015

Here's a photo of the two of them! "He took his shirt off for you, how do you feel?" #1989TourDCpic.twitter.com/1dxkHCGrEr

— Taylor Swift Updates (@TSwiftOnTour) July 15, 2015

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Pretty Little Liars 6x07 Preview

July 14, 2015, 7:04 pm

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Emma Stone had to explain twitter to Woody Allen

July 14, 2015, 7:26 pm

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Emma used Joyce Carol Oates as an example and said Joyce one tweeted "time + tragedy = comedy" and Woody said "that's my line."

video at source because it won't embed.



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Is it .gif like jiffy peanut butter, or .gif like guilty?

July 14, 2015, 8:00 pm

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@JustCallMeSeann is it like "jiff" y peanut butter or of the "guilty" g pronunciation

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 14, 2015

Also, learns what Vine is.

This gif is cool. https://t.co/i5u2ImjpAd

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 14, 2015

@arparetyma isn't vine a company and .gif is what inspired vine? Or am I missing something important

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 14, 2015

@GagaSlaysUU@arparetyma so it's a gif w sound

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 14, 2015

@jessicxh or perhaps a "fancy .gif"

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 14, 2015

@BxhindTheAura .gif + .gif + .gif + .gif + .gif + .gif + music and maybe some FX or titles if u want = Vine am I getting warmer

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 14, 2015

@ViviLittleM gifs are not vines, but a vine could be an evolution of the gif no?

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 14, 2015

@BlackBoyMiah do i need to understand a pineapple to eat a banana.

— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 14, 2015

Additional musings about the difference between a vine and a gif at the tweet source.



How do you pronounce GIF, ONTD?

Broadway to celebrate Mariah Carey in star-studded special performance

July 14, 2015, 8:18 pm

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On October 12th, Broadway’s most distinctive vocalists will celebrate legend Mariah Carey in a concert featuring a career-spanning setlist of her most beloved hit singles. This concert promises to showcase some of Mariah's thrilling vocal performances in honor of her status as an American vocal legend.

The evening will be music directed by Jesse Vargas and Benjamin Rauhala, with Michael Mott serving as creative consultant. This performance is set to feature "fresh orchestrations, lush vocal arrangements, and some of the best singers Broadway has to offer."

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recognize HA!

former reddit ceo lambastes reddit

July 14, 2015, 8:46 pm

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Former Reddit CEO: You're all screwed http://t.co/Xsjr36FFkGpic.twitter.com/yhwqVygFoq

— Gawker (@Gawker) July 15, 2015

- former reddit ceo yishan wong has been going off on reddit since ellen pao's firing
- he just made a post that more or less goes, "LMFAO YA FIRED THE ONE PERSON WHO WAS FIGHTING FOR YOUR ASSES"
- outlines that ellen pao prevented purges with free speech rhetoric but now purges are gonna happen
- has also insinuated several corporate conspiracies previously this week

SOURCE

First Photos of The Obamas First-Date Movie 'Southside With You'

July 14, 2015, 9:19 pm

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See the first photos from new romantic dramedy about Barack and Michelle Obama's first date http://t.co/ZoFmeakSEPpic.twitter.com/ivmLRwwEip

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) July 14, 2015

• Parker Sawyers and Tika Sumpter are playing Barack Obama and Michelle Robinson


• The movie takes place in 1989 where Michelle and Barack went to see Spike Lee's movie 'Do the Right Thing' on their first date


• Also included in the film is their 'trip to the Art Institute of Chicago and the couple's first kiss, outside of an ice cream parlor'

first date stories
more pics @ the source

Ciara sings National Anthem at 2015 MLB All-Star Game

July 14, 2015, 9:47 pm

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miles better than mariah and whitney tbh

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Emma Stone addresses white-washing (take 2) and ageism in Hollywood

July 14, 2015, 9:47 pm

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Emma Stone learned many lessons and has had her eyes opened many times in 2015. In attempt to do some PR magic, she acknowledged many things.

On becoming 1/2 Asian:"I've become the butt of many jokes [...] I’ve learned on a macro level about the insane history of whitewashing in Hollywood and how prevalent the problem truly is. It’s ignited a conversation that’s very important." (She maintains that the character was supposed to be white-passing.)

On making out with men as old as her father on-screen:“It’s rampant in Hollywood and it’s definitely been that way for a long time, both culturally and in movies. But in Irrational Man, the film is contingent upon the age difference; the movie is about that disparity. And when I did Magic in the Moonlight Colin Firth and I talked about the gap which was huge, absolutely, because he was born the same year as my dad.”

On being Woody's muse:“I’m in no way his muse. I think Woody would laugh that off in a second. (Not really, he was as creepy as expected.) I can certainly tick it off on my bucket list and the experience of working with him couldn’t have gone better.”

Source

What do you think of her responses? Bad/good enough to be a problematic fave?

[NSFW] 5 Iconic songs about 'dat ass'

July 14, 2015, 10:22 pm

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2014 was apparently the year of the rear even though its 2015, lets take a look back into music at iconic bops about booties.

Click on pic to be taken to the songs on youtube

Black Eyed Pea - My Humps
Released in 2005, it became a smash hit, it was pretty much the 'Uptown Funk' of 2005. Personally I was like 14 or whatever and everyone was playing that shit on their phones in the classroom.
Currently sitting at around 188,000,000 views on youtube
Peaked at #3 on billboards
Highlight-
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk
Imma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump


Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Released in 2014, B-list multi-talented chantuese, Jason Derulo achieved some relevance with this bop. It peaked at #5 and has half a billion views on the youtube.
Highlight-
Coz you know what to do with that big phat butt


Bubba Sparxxx - Ms New Booty
Released 10 YEARS AGO(?!?!?!?!?) this was a mild hit. It gain gold certification and peaked at #7. Most likely inspired Iggy imo]
Highlights-
I found you Ms. New Booty
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit the playas club for about month or 2
Put his hand on it then see what it do


Sir-Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
This was released in May, 1992 (omg i wasnt even born yet!), When released it caused controvesy over this blatant objectication of women especially their asses. It placed behind Iconic Whitney Houston's bop 'I Will Always Love You' as best selling single selling roughly 2.5 million copies
Highlight-
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big.
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... black!


Major Lazer Feat. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga & Mystic - Bubble Butt
Released in 2013, it peaked at #56 (oop). The video includes pretty much all women of various ass size except for pancakes
Highlight-
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt
Turn around, stick it out, show the world you got a...

Source: youtube 12345

whose phat ass do you like, ontd? would you ever receive/give a rimjob?

Some People @ Nerd HQ Party

July 14, 2015, 11:09 pm

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Elijah Wood

Dylan "where is Scott & Stiles to baby me" Sprayberry , Zelda Williams


Zelda Williams, Lyndie Greenwood, Karen Raphael, Ashley Benson??? Why do these blonde celebs look the same 2 me


Lyndie Greenwood



Bella Thorne, Gregg Sulkin (didn't know they were dating but ok)



Seth Green


Joseph Morgan

MORE  @ the Nerd Machine
beware tho, there's like 5 albums with 1k photos in each one

Amy Poehler spills the coffee on Jimmy Fallon's drug problem + Sisters Trailer

July 14, 2015, 11:09 pm

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kinda
and Tina Fey was also there







SOURCE, 2

HSM alum arrested after shoot out with po po

July 15, 2015, 4:00 pm

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Actor Justin Martin arrested in Boston after shootout with police http://t.co/jRqpcCiMnp

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 15, 2015

Justin Martin was seen running down a st in Dorchester with an unregistered gat in his hand before embarking in a shoot out with boston police. once fire ceased his ass got arrested.

https://twitter.com/DailyMailCeleb