Slow news week? Not for
Pamela Anderson! In case your Google Alerts aren't working,
Daily Mail has filled their right sidebar with many juicy Pamela news items for us to enjoy. *
pulls up sleeves* Let's do this!
Pamela attends the premiere of
The Gunman in Los Angeles. Pamela's date for the event was her 18-year-old son
Brandon Thomas Lee (son of Tommy Lee), who will hopefully get an agent soon. If you go to the
source there's a video of him posing with Pam on the red carpet and this kid's got the goods! He's chewing his gum all relaxed and smiling at his mom while the photogs bark orders at him. Cool clothes too. Guy's gonna be a star! That's all it takes these days, no?
Pamela gets a restraining order against the penis in Paris Hilton's sex tape. She claims
Rick Salomon tried to strangle her during sex after he flew into a rage. I believe it. That piece of shit.
In even more sad Pamela news, she was apparently banned from
The Simpson's co-creator
Sam Simon's funeral because his family is angry she accepted an $800,000 ring from him weeks before his death. Simon's family feels she was trying to "take advantage" of him in his weakened state.
Get the sad news feeling out of your heart with more adorable photos of Pam and her son Brandon after the cut.
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