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Broadway.com gets a GREASE LIVE set tour with T-Birds Aaron Tveit, Andrew Call and Jordan Fisher.
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According to a banned source, Chandler
Muriel Bing (aka Miss Chanandler BongMatthew Perry) will not be able to attend the TV special honoring James Burrows alongside the rest of the Friends cast.
Matthew will instead be busy in rehersals for his play, The End of Longing, in London. His publicist stated:
"Regarding Matthew Perry and the James Burrows tribute, Matthew will not be attending, as he is in London in rehearsals for his play, The End of Longing, which begins previews on February 2 at the Playhouse Theatre [...] NBC executives were aware of this prior to their TCA announcement yesterday. Matthew may tape something for the tribute."
Matthew was a guest on The Graham Norton Showthis week (the episode airs in the UK tonight) and discussed the reunion:
“It’s not true. It’s not the reunion everyone is hoping for – they are celebrating Jim Burrows who was a director of Friends. The other five [Friends stars] are going to be on this special and I am going to introduce them from London. I’m doing the play here so I can’t be there.”
Matthew took a Friends quiz on The Graham Norton Show too!
source #1 / #2 / #3
I'm going to be seeing his play next month when it comes out! I hope he does get to film a bit for the TV special.
Theatre post? What are you excited to see on stage this year, ontd? I just bought tickets to see Hamilton :D
The Expanse 1x07 "Windmills" - Holden and crew come to realize that they're not alone on the Rocinante and end up facing a Martian Marine blockade; at his bleakest point, Miller finds a new reason to keep going; and Avasarala visits Holden's family in Montana.
James S.A. Corey (pen name of authors Daniel Abraham and Ty Franck) livetweeted this week's episode and responded to the praise the show is getting in regards to the diverse cast :
People say #TheExpanse is diverse, and I'm happy they see it that way. But diversity is a not a gift one bestows. (cont)— James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey) January 15, 2016
Diversity is through and through, or it doesn't exist.— James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey) January 15, 2016
They also replied with this in regard to Amos and that scene :
In answer to the questions that have come up in this episode of #TheExpanse , Amos' sexuality is too complex to explain in 140 characters.— James S.A. Corey (@JamesSACorey) January 13, 2016
I've not read the books, so I've no clue what will happen with Amos's character, but I'm liking this answer, hehe. Also in regards to spoilers, a friend made a comment in regards to the tone of the story changing into something and I was shocked. Not sure if he was trolling me, but I'm definitely looking forward to it if true. Thoughts on this week's episode?
2 safe housemates
housemates that survived had to drop killer nominations
source: bbuk 1,2,3
that "get john out" chant YASSSSSSSSSS
ignore the other post mods ty and sorry ♡
Time for the results! 👀
MOST OVERRATED SHOW
GAME OF THRONES
MOST UNDERRATED SHOW
KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS
THE SAND SNAKES (Jessica Henwick, Keisha Castle-Hughes, Rosabell Laurenti Sellers- Game of Thrones)
JENSEN ACKLES & JARED PADALECKI (Supernatural)
THE BIG BANG THEORY
WILL GRAHAM PUSHING HANNIBAL AS THEY BOTH FALL OF A CLIFF (Hannibal)
TRUE DETECTIVE SEASON 2
BEST CANCELLED SHOW
BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN
GAME OF THRONES
UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT
BEST FEMALE EYE-CANDY
HAYLEY ATWELL (Agent Carter)
BEST MALE EYE-CANDY
AIDAN TURNER (Poldark)
KILGRAVE (Jessica Jones)
JESSICA JONES (Jessica Jones)
BEST ON-SCREEN COUPLE
LESLIE/BEN (Parks and Recreation)
BEST GUEST STAR
ROSARIO DAWSON (Jessica Jones)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
CHELSEA PERETTI (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
ANDRE BRAUGHER (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
TATIANA MASLANY (Orphan Black)
RAMI MALEK (Mr. Robot)
PARKS AND RECREATION
BEST NEW SHOW
BEST ONLINE SHOW
BEST MINI-SERIES OR MADE FOR TV MOVIE
GOING CLEAR: SCIENTOLOGY AND THE PRISON OF BELIEF
BEST VARIETY SHOW
LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER
BEST ANIMATED SHOW
BEST HORROR/SCI-FI SHOW
Be happy or mad but remember we're all winners 🌟
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@ 0:38 seconds in
- Prez Obama was asked who'd win in a hypothetical rap battle between the two, King Kunta vs Drizzy
- Without pause says "You gotta go with Kendrick."
- He then tries to massage Drake's ego by saying Drake is an outstanding entertainer
- However brings up Kendrick's lyrics and proclaims To Pimp A Butterfly to be the best album released last year
Joe Ashkar - Habibet Albi
Title meaning: Love of My Heart
Lyrics: (Chorus) I want you
I want you to be my wife
I will bring the rings
O prettiest of all brides
Tell them in the meetings
Love of my heart
As creepy as the music video is, the song is very sweet. This "folksy" single was quite a hit in 2010. It's definitely a wedding song, though if you've ever been to an arabian wedding, you'd know this would be one of the sit down and relax your butt songs of the night.
Balqees - Yoi Yoi
Title meaning: Not a real word
Lyrics: (First verse) I'm not here for romance and messes
And he leaves me, and I miss him
Worried, angry, tired, restless
Yoi yoi yoi
I don't want my heart ripped out
It's too difficult for me, my tears are precious
I'll be crazy to live like this
Yoi yoi yoi
Mother, mother, mother
What brought me so close to him, mother?
Caring about him killed me, mother
Yoi yoi yoi
...then I don't know what to say to you.
Myriam Fares - Degou El Toboul
Title meaning: Bang the drums
Lyrics: (First verse) The world is beautiful, the heart feels the breeze
Yalla, let's sing, for love has a song
The weather is great, the candles are melted
And God brought us all together, the most precious of lovers
Myriam is a QUEEN. In this song, she declares that life is beautiful, and tonight she's inviting you to sing and dance with her in celebration of that. The music video is her dancing around along with footage of her wedding. It's all really cute.
Nancy Ajram - Akhasmak Ah
Title meaning: I'll be upset with you, yes (LMAO read the lyrics please)
Lyrics: (Chorus) I'll be upset with you, yes
I'll leave you, no
Inside my soul you remain my sweetheart, who I love
I love you, yes
And leave you, no
Your love owned me, and my love, I cannot forget you in a day
So... I'm pretty sure that every woman I know wants to strip to this song at some point in their life. As they all should, it's a really sexy song. This song made Nancy Ajram a household name. It's now considered a classic, and will successfully get every person on the room on their feet or at least singing along.
Wafeek Habib - Tlobny Al Mot Blabeek
Title meaning: Ask for me when I'm on my deathbed and I will answer (omg)
Lyrics: (First verse) Ask for me when I'm on my deathbed and I will answer
Whatever you want from me, I'll give you
Ask for me when I'm on my deathbed and I will answer
Flirt with me, my love, flirt
I swear to God, I'm dying for you
I practiced my ass shaking with this song. It's easy and a good start when you're not used to the faster paced arabic beats. I want this song to play at every birthday party I have. I want it to play at my wedding. This is a pretty romantic song that (hopefully) makes you want to shake it all around.
Saad Lamjarred - Lmallem
Title meaning: Teacher
Lyrics: (First verse) You are the teacher, and from you we learn
We are quiet when you are around, we refuse to speak (2x)
And whoever leaves you, doesn't understand!
One day will come that they will regret it
And don't listen to whoever tricks you
You are the teacher
This song has the catchiness of Daddy by Psy, and the lyrical intelligence of Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj. I'm not a huge fan of it, but I'm not gonna lie, I have some great drunk memories of it, so what the hell. Go off lol.
Bonus: 4 non-Arabic but Arabic-sounding/inspired songs
Baby Brown - Oriental Poison
M.I.A. - Bad Girls
Shakira - Eyes Like Yours
Adele - Rolling in the Saudi Deep
Note: I translated all of these so sorry that some sound so awkward lmao!
Note 2: If I got any of these song styles wrong please let me know and I'll change it!
Fav arabic songs ONTD?
Source: Me, I wrote this shit, and 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
SO MANY QUESTIONS
ONTD, will you be rocking ombre beige nails this awards season?
Santigold released the video for the new track Chasing Shadows EXCLUSIVELY on Tidal (though it is free to view for non-subscribers). The track is produced by Vampire Weekend's Rostam Batmanglij and is the third single off her forthcoming album, 99cents (it will now be released on Feb 26, 2016, pre-order on itunes now)
source: 1, jay-z's cousin in nigeria
The Enzo Ferrari role would've required a weight
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The Kardashian/Jenner sisters are obsessed with posting pics of their thigh gap, Beyonce photoshops her pictures to have a thigh gap, why would "E! News" think it wasn't a good idea to post a segment on how ~normal people~ can get a thigh gap of their very own!
In a segment that originally aired on December 28th, and again this past week on January 13th, "E! News" aired a segment with this as their teaser, "If T. Swift’s thigh gap is inspiring some of your New Year’s resolutions, we’re revealing a shortcut to make it happen."
The segment was featured on their website, but has since been taken down. It featured an FDA approved cosmetic procedure costing an estimated $300 that "uses a tool that emits radio frequencies in order to thicken the collagen fibers. Next, ... injects a fat emulsifier that “literally breaks down the fat,” which the patient then secretes through their urinary system."
Naturally, "E! News" came under fire on Twitter for airing the segment. They then released the following statement. "As a pop culture and entertainment news outlet, E! News covers a wide range of celebrity and beauty looks, trends and treatments that are currently happening in the industry. We regret using the term “thigh gap” in this segment and certainly do not want to encourage an unhealthy body image."
While Harry and Kendall plan to move in together, Hailey Baldwin is also locking down her relationship, telling Bieber that he better treat her right or she's dumping him.
Hailey is also telling Justin to shape up or her uncle Alec will get involved.
Hailey Baldwin Hailey Baldwin's assistant A source says, "He has improved drastically and her father is a fan of Justin but she has warned him that he doesn’t want the ire of her uncle (Alec). Alec would shut down the relationship real fast if Justin ever does anything stupid in the future."
This made Justin realize Hailey was the girl for him, not to mention that Hailey is stunning and has studied Ballet her entire life! The Vanilla Ice understudy even calls her his "ballerina."
Song won't embed so you can listen here.
Synosis: In the not-too-distant future, Los Angeles has been invaded and occupied by outside forces, causing a rift between the city's residents; some have collaborated with the occupation, while others are rebelling and suffering the consequences that come with that choice. Former FBI agent Will Bowman and his wife, Katie, must consider their familial obligations when making their decision because they were separated from their son, Bram, during the invasion. Proxy Snyder, a cunning and powerful leader within the occupational government, offers Will the opportunity to get Bram back if he works with the invading faction. Will's decision doesn't sit well with Katie, but the couple risk their lives -- and their relationship -- to protect their family.
James Sawyer Ford could still get it
Disney has released several songs from the studio cast recording of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, which played New Jersey's Paper Mill Playhouse in 2015. The full soundtrack will be coming out on the 22nd.
Patrick Page (Frollo) singing "Hellfire."
Michael Arden (Quasimodo) singing "Out There."
Ciara Renée (Esmerelda) singing "God Help the Outcasts."
Arden singing "Made of a Stone," a song Alan Menken and Stephen Schwartz wrote for the stage production.
Renée and Andrew Samonsky (Phoebus) singing "Someday."
Arden, Renée, Page, Samonsky, and the chorus singing "Esmerelda."
Source 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
“Very dumb“ - Donald Trump
I cant wait for this show to comeback.
Favorite bit ONTD???
(mine is the interview with Edward Snowdem)